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  • M mark
    13 May 2022, 15:23

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 13 May 2022, 15:43 last edited by
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    @mark lol

    Only non-witches get due process.

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      13 May 2022, 15:23

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:22 last edited by
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      @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

      Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        Klaus
        wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:26 last edited by
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        Time for some CT jokes.

        Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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          Klaus
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          Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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            Klaus
            wrote on 15 May 2022, 19:50 last edited by Klaus
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            Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

            This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 12:23 last edited by
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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                George K
                wrote on 20 Aug 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    4 Sept 2022, 15:51

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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:29 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc Nice!

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                      Axtremus
                      wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 17:42 last edited by
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                      It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                        4 Sept 2022, 17:42

                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                        George K
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                        @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                        @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • G George K
                          4 Sept 2022, 19:06

                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                          @George-K said in Geek humor:

                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                          Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 10 Sept 2022, 12:17 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              10 Sept 2022, 12:17

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 10 Sept 2022, 12:26 last edited by
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                              @George-K I get this joke. It therefore cannot qualify as geek humor.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                George K
                                wrote on 25 Sept 2022, 01:12 last edited by
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                                Chemists who publish negative findings should call those papers publianions instead of publications.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  bachophile
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                                    taiwan_girl
                                    wrote on 4 Oct 2022, 01:13 last edited by
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                                    I guess this could go here or the Venn picture thread.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 12 Oct 2022, 16:33 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 16 Oct 2022, 17:17 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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