Things you can say during sex or a job interview

[jon-nyc]

I can see you have a lot of experience.

What positions are available?

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up.

[Axtremus]

How much does it pay?

[Mik]

What will you give me in the end?

[LuFins Dad]

How are you with large groups?

[Catseye3]

Is there an open door policy?

[bachophile]

How often will I be coming in?

[Doctor Phibes]

I will bend over backwards to get the job done.

[Horace]

In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

[Klaus]

Do you have any openings I can fill?

[Klaus]

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

[jon-nyc]

Am I in?

[Doctor Phibes]

I've always been a self-starter.

[Doctor Phibes]

I think I once shagged your mother!

[Klaus]

I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

[jon-nyc]

Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

[Klaus]

Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

[LuFins Dad]

Do you have a work visa?

[Bond James Bond]

Does this involve "wet work?"

[jon-nyc]

You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

You’re gonna hate Thursdays.