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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • LuFins DadL Offline
    LuFins DadL Offline
    LuFins Dad
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    #4

    How are you with large groups?

    The Brad

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    • Catseye3C Offline
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      Catseye3
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      #5

      Is there an open door policy?

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      • bachophileB Offline
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        bachophile
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        #6

        How often will I be coming in?

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          Doctor Phibes
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          #7

          I will bend over backwards to get the job done.

          I was only joking

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          • HoraceH Offline
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            Horace
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            #8

            In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

            Education is extremely important.

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            • KlausK Offline
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              Klaus
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              #9

              Do you have any openings I can fill?

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              • KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                #10

                But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #11

                  Am I in?

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    #12

                    I've always been a self-starter.

                    I was only joking

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Offline
                      Doctor PhibesD Offline
                      Doctor Phibes
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                      #13

                      I think I once shagged your mother!

                      I was only joking

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                      • KlausK Offline
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                        Klaus
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                        #14

                        I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #15

                          Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • KlausK Offline
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                            Klaus
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                            Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                            • LuFins DadL Offline
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                              LuFins Dad
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                              #17

                              Do you have a work visa?

                              The Brad

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                              • Bond James BondB Offline
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                                Bond James Bond
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                                Does this involve "wet work?"

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #19

                                  You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                    George KG Offline
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                                    George K
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                                    @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • HoraceH Offline
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                                      Horace
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                                      #21

                                      Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        kluurs
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                                        Are we done now?

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