Things you can say during sex or a job interview
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 18:01 last edited by
Do you have any openings I can fill?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 18:04 last edited by
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:13 last edited by
Am I in?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:35 last edited by
I've always been a self-starter.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:35 last edited by
I think I once shagged your mother!
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:47 last edited by
I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 20:00 last edited by
Am I expected to come 5 days a week?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 20:13 last edited by
Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 21:56 last edited by
Do you have a work visa?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:24 last edited by
Does this involve "wet work?"
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:28 last edited by
You’re gonna hate Thursdays.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:36 last edited by
Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 23:16 last edited by
Are we done now?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 23:29 last edited by
Do not come. Do not come.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 23:30 last edited by
How many people will be in my "team?"
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wrote on 15 Jul 2021, 00:04 last edited by
Have you ever worked for the federal government?
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wrote on 15 Jul 2021, 00:05 last edited by
Do you mind doing a few things under the table?
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wrote on 15 Jul 2021, 00:09 last edited by
For this job, you'll be going around the world.
