Things you can say during sex or a job interview

[Klaus]

Do you have any openings I can fill?

[Klaus]

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

[jon-nyc]

Am I in?

[Doctor Phibes]

I've always been a self-starter.

[Doctor Phibes]

I think I once shagged your mother!

[Klaus]

I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

[jon-nyc]

Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

[Klaus]

Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

[LuFins Dad]

Do you have a work visa?

[Bond James Bond]

Does this involve "wet work?"

[jon-nyc]

You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

[Horace]

Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

[kluurs]

Are we done now?

[Klaus]

This post is deleted!

[Klaus]

Do not come. Do not come.

[George K]

How many people will be in my "team?"

[Jolly]

Have you ever worked for the federal government?

[Jolly]

Do you mind doing a few things under the table?

[Jolly]

For this job, you'll be going around the world.