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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • AxtremusA Offline
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    Axtremus
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    #2

    How much does it pay?

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    • MikM Offline
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      Mik
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      #3

      What will you give me in the end?

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • LuFins DadL Offline
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        LuFins Dad
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        #4

        How are you with large groups?

        The Brad

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        • Catseye3C Offline
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          Catseye3
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          #5

          Is there an open door policy?

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          • bachophileB Offline
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            bachophile
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            #6

            How often will I be coming in?

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            • Doctor PhibesD Online
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              Doctor Phibes
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              #7

              I will bend over backwards to get the job done.

              I was only joking

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              • HoraceH Offline
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                Horace
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                #8

                In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

                Education is extremely important.

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                • KlausK Offline
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                  Klaus
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                  #9

                  Do you have any openings I can fill?

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                  • KlausK Offline
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                    Klaus
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                    #10

                    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      jon-nyc
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                      #11

                      Am I in?

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • Doctor PhibesD Online
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                        Doctor Phibes
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                        #12

                        I've always been a self-starter.

                        I was only joking

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                        • Doctor PhibesD Online
                          Doctor PhibesD Online
                          Doctor Phibes
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                          #13

                          I think I once shagged your mother!

                          I was only joking

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                          • KlausK Offline
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                            Klaus
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                            #14

                            I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                            • jon-nycJ Offline
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                              jon-nyc
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                              #15

                              Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • KlausK Offline
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                                Klaus
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                                Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                                • LuFins DadL Offline
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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  Do you have a work visa?

                                  The Brad

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                                  • Bond James BondB Offline
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                                    Bond James Bond
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                                    #18

                                    Does this involve "wet work?"

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                                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #19

                                      You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                        George KG Offline
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                                        George K
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                                        @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                                        You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Horace
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                                          Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                                          Education is extremely important.

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