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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
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    #3

    What will you give me in the end?

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
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      #4

      How are you with large groups?

      The Brad

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      • Catseye3C Offline
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        Catseye3
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        #5

        Is there an open door policy?

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • bachophileB Offline
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          bachophile
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          #6

          How often will I be coming in?

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          • Doctor PhibesD Online
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            Doctor Phibes
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            #7

            I will bend over backwards to get the job done.

            I was only joking

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            • HoraceH Offline
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              Horace
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              #8

              In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                #9

                Do you have any openings I can fill?

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                • KlausK Offline
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                  Klaus
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #10

                  But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #11

                    Am I in?

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • Doctor PhibesD Online
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                      Doctor Phibes
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                      #12

                      I've always been a self-starter.

                      I was only joking

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Online
                        Doctor PhibesD Online
                        Doctor Phibes
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                        #13

                        I think I once shagged your mother!

                        I was only joking

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                        • KlausK Offline
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                          Klaus
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #14

                          I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                          • jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
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                            #15

                            Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • KlausK Offline
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                              Klaus
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                              #16

                              Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                              • LuFins DadL Offline
                                LuFins DadL Offline
                                LuFins Dad
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                                #17

                                Do you have a work visa?

                                The Brad

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                                • Bond James BondB Offline
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                                  Bond James Bond
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                                  Does this involve "wet work?"

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                                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #19

                                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      #20

                                      @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                                      You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Horace
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                                        #21

                                        Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          kluurs
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                                          Are we done now?

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