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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
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    #8

    In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • KlausK Online
      KlausK Online
      Klaus
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      #9

      Do you have any openings I can fill?

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      • KlausK Online
        KlausK Online
        Klaus
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        #10

        But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
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          #11

          Am I in?

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            Doctor Phibes
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            #12

            I've always been a self-starter.

            I was only joking

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            • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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              Doctor Phibes
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              #13

              I think I once shagged your mother!

              I was only joking

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              • KlausK Online
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                Klaus
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                #14

                I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  #15

                  Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • KlausK Online
                    KlausK Online
                    Klaus
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                    #16

                    Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #17

                      Do you have a work visa?

                      The Brad

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                      • Bond James BondB Offline
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                        Bond James Bond
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                        #18

                        Does this involve "wet work?"

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #19

                          You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                            George K
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                            @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                            You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Horace
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                              Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                              Education is extremely important.

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                              • kluursK Offline
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                                kluurs
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                                Are we done now?

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                                • KlausK Online
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                                  Klaus
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                                  • KlausK Online
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                                    Klaus
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                                    Do not come. Do not come.

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                                    • George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      #25

                                      How many people will be in my "team?"

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Jolly
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                                        Have you ever worked for the federal government?

                                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                          Do you mind doing a few things under the table?

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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