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Is there an open door policy?
How often will I be coming in?
I will bend over backwards to get the job done.
In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.
Do you have any openings I can fill?
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Am I in?
I've always been a self-starter.
I think I once shagged your mother!
I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.
Am I expected to come 5 days a week?
Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.
Do you have a work visa?
Does this involve "wet work?"
You’re gonna hate Thursdays.
@jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:
Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?
Are we done now?
Do not come. Do not come.
