Things you can say during sex or a job interview
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 15:10 last edited by
I can see you have a lot of experience.
What positions are available?
I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 16:24 last edited by
How much does it pay?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 16:28 last edited by
What will you give me in the end?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 16:37 last edited by
How are you with large groups?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 16:45 last edited by
Is there an open door policy?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 17:37 last edited by
How often will I be coming in?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 17:44 last edited by
I will bend over backwards to get the job done.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 17:45 last edited by
In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 18:01 last edited by
Do you have any openings I can fill?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 18:04 last edited by
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:13 last edited by
Am I in?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:35 last edited by
I've always been a self-starter.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:35 last edited by
I think I once shagged your mother!
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 19:47 last edited by
I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 20:00 last edited by
Am I expected to come 5 days a week?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 20:13 last edited by
Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 21:56 last edited by
Do you have a work visa?
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:24 last edited by
Does this involve "wet work?"
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:28 last edited by
You’re gonna hate Thursdays.
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wrote on 14 Jul 2021, 22:30 last edited by
