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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • KlausK Offline
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    Klaus
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    #9

    Do you have any openings I can fill?

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    • KlausK Offline
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      Klaus
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      #10

      But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        #11

        Am I in?

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • Doctor PhibesD Online
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          Doctor Phibes
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          I've always been a self-starter.

          I was only joking

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          • Doctor PhibesD Online
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            Doctor Phibes
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            #13

            I think I once shagged your mother!

            I was only joking

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            • KlausK Offline
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              Klaus
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              I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                jon-nyc
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                #15

                Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • KlausK Offline
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                  Klaus
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                  Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                  • LuFins DadL Offline
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                    LuFins Dad
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                    #17

                    Do you have a work visa?

                    The Brad

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                    • Bond James BondB Offline
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                      Bond James Bond
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                      Does this involve "wet work?"

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #19

                        You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                          George K
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                          @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                          You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              Are we done now?

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                                  Do not come. Do not come.

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                                    George K
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                                    How many people will be in my "team?"

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Have you ever worked for the federal government?

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        Do you mind doing a few things under the table?

                                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                          For this job, you'll be going around the world.

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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