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Things you can say during sex or a job interview

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
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    #3

    What will you give me in the end?

    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
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      #4

      How are you with large groups?

      The Brad

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      • Catseye3C Offline
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        Catseye3
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        #5

        Is there an open door policy?

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • bachophileB Offline
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          bachophile
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          #6

          How often will I be coming in?

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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            Doctor Phibes
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            #7

            I will bend over backwards to get the job done.

            I was only joking

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            • HoraceH Offline
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              Horace
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              #8

              In order to continue this relationship, you will have to pleasure me sexually. If you can establish that, we will discuss other responsibilities.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • KlausK Offline
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                Klaus
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                #9

                Do you have any openings I can fill?

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                • KlausK Offline
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                  Klaus
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #10

                  But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #11

                    Am I in?

                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                      Doctor Phibes
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                      #12

                      I've always been a self-starter.

                      I was only joking

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Offline
                        Doctor PhibesD Offline
                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #13

                        I think I once shagged your mother!

                        I was only joking

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                        • KlausK Offline
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                          Klaus
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #14

                          I love group settings, but I can also finish the job alone, if needed.

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #15

                            Am I expected to come 5 days a week?

                            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                            • KlausK Offline
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                              Klaus
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                              #16

                              Sorry, Jon, we cannot consider you for this position since it has come to our attention that you always finish early.

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                              • LuFins DadL Offline
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                                LuFins Dad
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                                #17

                                Do you have a work visa?

                                The Brad

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                                • Bond James BondB Offline
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                                  Bond James Bond
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                                  #18

                                  Does this involve "wet work?"

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #19

                                    You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      #20

                                      @jon-nyc said in Things you can say during sex or a job interview:

                                      You’re gonna hate Thursdays.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Horace
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                                        #21

                                        Do I get the job, Mr Weinstein?

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          kluurs
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                                          Are we done now?

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