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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #536

    My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

    If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Catseye3
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      #537

      The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        #538

        Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

        😖

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
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          #539

          Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #540

            I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

            There are red flags everywhere.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • Catseye3C Catseye3

              Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

              😖

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              LuFins Dad
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              #541

              @Catseye3 said in So....:

              Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

              😖

              LOL

              The Brad

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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

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                #542

                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
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                  #543

                  I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.

                  It’s an oughttobiography.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    #544

                    This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                    • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                      When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                      One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #545

                      @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      • KlausK Klaus

                        This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                        George K
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                        #546

                        @Klaus said in So....:

                        This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

                        You misspelled "degenerated."

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • Catseye3C Catseye3

                          @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

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                          @Catseye3 said in So....:

                          @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                          It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                          Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                            #548

                            Today, I got gas for $1.89!

                            Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                              @Catseye3 said in So....:

                              @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                              It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                              Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                              @Ivorythumper I'm happy to take your word for it. I don't even remember it that well.

                              Also, I'm horribly uncritical about movies. It takes a very low bar for me to actually dislike a movie, so I'm probably not a great judge.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #550

                                Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                  But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

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                                  @jon-nyc ...

                                  alt text

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #552

                                    My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW-2.

                                    Still to this day holds the record for the worst mechanic ever in the history of the Luftwaffe.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #553

                                      Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

                                      Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

                                        Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

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                                        #554

                                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                        Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

                                        Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

                                        This photo captures my reaction to this joke pretty well.
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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #555

                                          Every time I go to the beach in my bathing suit, I can feel all the women dressing me with their eyes.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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