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Considering everything that's been in the news since March 2020, I propose the following explanation: It's the Langoliers, except we're all on the flight. Our Earth hit a time rip and now we're just waiting around for the time monsters to consume the rest of it. Alternative theory: We're Moving On and this is the beginning of the age of Roland's Gilead.

I just read that it’s actually Rick Scott, not Rubio, that wants the position.

the fine print reads, "Product is a rock. Customer will not receive a rock. Customer will receive instructions for going outside to find a rock. Due to the laws of entropy and the mathematics of chaos theory, there is a chance this rock will operate as an SSD. In the event it does not, please do not contact Amazon directly. Contact our customer service and we will respond within 24 hours to assist you in finding a different rock."

@Axtremus said in This kind of crap needs to end: Is this what you folks are talking about? https://www.foxnews.com/media/twitter-erupts-cbs-good-fight-finale-character-accuse-desantis-sex-offender Look up above, DA… And I don’t mean District Attorney…

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@Axtremus said in Veterans Day Greeting: First lady Jill Biden hosted a Veterans Day breakfast at the White House as she announced new support for children who live with wounded service members and veterans. A kind payback.

As long as we are still driven by fear and greed and still easily manipulated by mental narrative, we will remain bound to the self-destructive patterning that is leading our species to its doom. Nonsense, really

@jon-nyc said in Mike Pence: My Last Days With Trump: @Horace I hope every four years you get to make fun of me for being concerned. I hope we close these loopholes you’re concerned about.

Great Tits usually result in longer peckers…

If almost everybody's DL and SS numbers are public knowledge on the dark web, that's a certain sort of protection.

@George-K Intersectionality, TNCR style.

@Mik said in The state of Black Friday: I have never and shall never participate in that vulgar display of soullessness. Me neither!!! Well . . . unless the sales are like, really really good.

Used for heart health.

@Mik said in Texas DMV: Rosenberg has a very odd city limit. Looks like a Chicago voting district. [image: 1668092081725-screenshot-2022-11-10-095343.jpg] City water or city sewage, possibly both.

@George-K said in Wimmenz: At first, I thought this was staged, but there was an air of credibility about it. I've done dumber things when tired. I once accidentally used soap to clean my teeth in an airport because I was so jetlagged. I walked right into the airport bathroom and thought 'Oh, they've got toothpaste dispensers!'.