@LuFins-Dad said in Hurry! Hide the white women!: Remember the beer summit? Diamond Joe had a Buckler's.

That’s great

Read about that this morning. Brightened my day.

(Moderately-priced) coffee all over my keyboard.

Fuck you, pussy man.

I've spent the afternoon worrying that he's wearing inside-out Christmas socks because he's too cheap to wash them and they're so disgusting the right way round that it would detract from the rest of his costume.

We often have TG just the three of us. Usually we travel. But when we haven’t it’s usually the three of us. One time maybe a decade ago we had a half dozen people over, including Bernard. I hosted family in 2007 which unbeknownst to us was my mom’s last TG. We hosted family again in 2013 when we bought this house.

That being said, I’ve never been to a thanksgiving gathering of more than 25 folks. Christmas, yes...but not turkey day.

Easy, I’ve had bifocals since I turned 40.

He was slayed by Killer Joe Biden.

@Jolly said in The Basement Strategy: But you can't cover the memory lapses, the fumbling speech and the ravages of dementia for long. Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

@Jolly said in Let's impeach Biden in 2022!: I think there is a strong possibility of President Harris within six months of the mid-term vote. Would you like to impeach President Harris then?

You probably want antigen, not antibody.

They finished the "hand recount"?

Gonna need some extra (cheap) Scotch to wash that pill down.

Well Deutsche Bank appears to be too chickenshit to propose the tax on employers who let their employees work from home.