Kind of funny though because the waiting room is probably 100 times safer than the exam room. You can wear a mask in the waiting room and there's no one with their hands in your mouth.
BTW "Jeffrey," just so we can be sure: what is the maiden name of your great-grandmother's second cousin's on your father's side? As you should know, he was an only child.
Should be easy answer, if, you are whom you say you are.