An old farmer was out in his front yard when a car pulled up and a little chubby guy wearing a suit got out and said "I'm from the federal government and we suspect that you're growing illegal substances on your property. I'm going to walk around your property and have a look."
The farmer said "sure, go ahead. But don't go in that field over there." The chubby little guy in a suit flashed a big badge at the farmer and said "listen, you hillbilly! I am with the federal government and this badge says I can go anywhere I want to! So that field is the first place I WILL go!"
The old farmer said "Okey dokey, then... go ahead." And the chubby little man in a suit climbed over the fence and went walking through the field, finally disappearing over a hill.
A bit later, here came the chubby little government man, running as fast as he could run, a huge black Angus bull gaining on him, and the bull was mad. The chubby little government man yelled to the farmer., "HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!"
The old farmer ran over to the fence and yelled... "Show him your badge!!"...