Ok....the REAL story......
Yesterday I stopped by the grocery store. I got lucky and found a parking spot at the very end of a row, right next to an entrance. Since we only needed a loaf of bread, Sarah waited in the car. As I was getting out of the car I farted. Sarah laughed, so I decided to get even by releasing the whole thing while I still had my butt inside the car. I let it fly, finished getting out of the car and shut the car door.....
Then I noticed this big fat girl walking toward me trying her best but failing miserably to not let me see that she had heard everything, and was laughing her ass off....
When you get old you can get away with stuff like that.....