I think the trick is using three Duracells and one Energizer. The differing battery chemistries lead to a magnetic imbalance in the tines of the forks which generates an alternating electro-magnetic wave/particle superposition effect.
How about Miami, a VRBO with a pool. Most likely warm enough to use it and take the boy to the beach too. More space than a hotel so you’ll get some alone time. You can have a meal or two a day in the apartment to save some money. Nice dinners out still
I believe that in Slovakia, Budweiser is not allowed to sell beer under that name is there is a local beer of the same name that has been selling it for many many many years and "own" the name in that country.