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  • Hegseth to Anthropic: Nice company you got there…

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    https://x.com/wsj/status/2037311810131423407?s=46
  • The Iran war memes thead

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  • Mildly interesting

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    Lots of ways to be a hero. Paris fell on a Tuesday. By Wednesday, German officers were already walking the factory floor at Citroën. Their orders were simple: France's greatest automobile manufacturer would now build trucks for the Wehrmacht. Supply vehicles. Military transports. The mechanical backbone of Nazi occupation. Pierre-Jules Boulanger, the 55-year-old chairman who had spent his career building cars for French families, now faced a choice that would define everything. Refuse — and the Germans would shoot him, install someone cooperative, and build the trucks anyway. Comply fully — and he would be personally responsible for vehicles carrying soldiers to kill Allied forces, supplies sustaining the occupation, machinery enabling conquest. He refused both options. Instead, he gathered his engineers late one evening and said something they would never forget: "Production must appear respectable to the eye. But never to the heart." The vehicle the Germans wanted was the Citroën T45 — a powerful, heavy-duty truck perfectly suited for military logistics. Reliable engine. Solid construction. Exactly what the Wehrmacht needed to keep its war machine rolling across Europe. Boulanger's engineers studied every component, looking for a vulnerability so small it would be invisible at inspection, yet catastrophic enough to matter in the field. They found it in the most ordinary place imaginable. The dipstick. That thin metal rod you pull from an engine to check the oil level — the one with a simple notch marking "full." Every German mechanic, following standard maintenance protocol, would pull it out, check the level, add oil if needed, and move on. Boulanger's engineers made one quiet adjustment. They moved the "full" notch. Not dramatically — that would be caught immediately. Just enough. A small filing. A modest repositioning. When a German mechanic checked the oil and the dipstick read full, the engine would actually be running low. Not catastrophically empty. Not enough to trigger an immediate warning. Just enough to create chronic, invisible stress on the engine's most critical components. Under normal use, nothing obvious would happen. But under sustained military operation — long supply runs, heavy loads, demanding terrain — the engine would begin destroying itself from the inside. Heat. Friction. Accelerating wear on parts designed to float in a film of oil that was never quite there. And then, eventually, on some road far from any factory inspector, the engine would seize. Every truck that left the Citroën facility passed German quality inspection perfectly. Test drives were smooth. Oil levels appeared correct. Vehicles were approved, signed off, shipped to Wehrmacht units across occupied Europe. The German mechanics who serviced them were doing everything right. They checked the oil. They topped it off when the dipstick said to. They followed every protocol. The dipstick told them everything was fine. The dipstick was lying. Weeks later, reports began filtering back through Wehrmacht supply chains. Citroën trucks were developing unusual engine problems. Vehicles were seizing during operations. Supply convoys were breaking down at inexplicable rates. Commanders blamed driver error, poor roads, excessive loads. No one suspected the dipstick, because every truck from that factory had the same dipstick. There was no correctly calibrated reference to compare it against. The sabotage was, in the most elegant sense, self-concealing. Meanwhile, Boulanger ran a parallel campaign of productive-looking paralysis. Workers were instructed to maintain schedules — but never exceed them. No urgency. No efficiency gains. If a German officer demanded faster output, Boulanger would nod thoughtfully and cite material shortages, equipment maintenance, worker fatigue. Always polite. Always documented. Always just plausible enough. The frustration in German command was visible. Why was Citroën slower than other factories? Why were their trucks underperforming in the field? They suspected resistance. They could never prove it. In 1944, French Resistance fighters raided Gestapo headquarters in Paris and discovered something chilling — a detailed blacklist of French civilians to be arrested and executed upon Allied invasion. Pierre-Jules Boulanger's name was on it. The Nazis had never found the tampered dipstick. They had never proved deliberate sabotage. But they knew something was wrong at Citroën, and they knew who was responsible. They were right. They were just too late. When Allied forces liberated France that same year, Boulanger didn't seek recognition or medals. He went back to his drafting table. His first post-war project became one of the most beloved vehicles in automotive history — the Citroën 2CV. A simple, honest car for ordinary French families. Cheap to run, impossible to break, designed to carry four people and fifty kilograms of potatoes across rural France on almost no fuel at all. Nearly seven million were built over four decades. The same engineers who had quietly dismantled a military machine with a filed notch on a piece of metal were now building the car that helped rebuild a nation. Boulanger died in 1950, before he could see his full legacy take shape. But the story of what he did — or more precisely, what he chose not to fully do — traveled through generations of Citroën workers, whispered on factory floors long after the occupation ended. He didn't have weapons. He didn't lead raids. He didn't blow anything up. He just decided, very quietly, that the line marked "full" didn't have to mean full. And somewhere on a forgotten road in occupied Europe, a Wehrmacht truck's engine seized mid-convoy, stranding its soldiers and disrupting its mission. The German mechanic jumped out, frustrated, and did what he'd been trained to do. He checked the dipstick. It said the oil was fine. He never understood what had happened. That was exactly the point.
  • How did I not know this?

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    Hey I've been yelling about it (in the Artemis thread) for a while now! Plus, what could go wrong launching on April Fool's Day? Also, I haven't checked but a while ago the various launch windows...there were only like 3 of the 60 windows that had a daytime launch and I think April 1 was one of them. People love the night time launch if you live in the area but if you don't (like all of us) a day time launch (IMO) is way cooler to watch on video.
  • Good or bad news for those who like booze

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    Doctor PhibesD
    @Mik said: Silence Revenge Of The Lambs [image: 1774547968082-5c827ca7-991f-4461-939f-61299efdeaad-image.jpeg]
  • Gym culture question - ‘working in’

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    kluursK
    I hated when people used to leave things on a bench which they weren’t using except as a giant stand for their phone and water bottle
  • Gas price check

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    RenaudaR
    @AndyD Will your light crude oil run generators, or oil heating systems? Or does it have to be mixed with heavy crude first. No it has to be refined first - although the light crude produced in some Western Siberian fields could run a diesel engine once the parafins are removed. Light crudes produced in North America are used primarily for aviation fuel, motor oils and petrochemical production.
  • Horseshoe conspiracy theory

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    jon-nycJ
    True, that.
  • Trump’s approval rating

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    HoraceH
    The war is just deeply unpopular on the right's pundit class, with anybody who isn't devoted to Israel. That isn't a totally clear distinction, but it's an obvious 90/10 one by observation. It's just true that Ben Shapiro types consider Israel to be America, and their opinions flow from that. Personally I consider Israel to be an American proxy, an outpost of America in the Middle East. I intend that to be as condescending towards the idea that Israel is an "independent state" as it sounds. We own them. But if they ever diverged from America in our interests, I'd have no hesitation with siding with America. I'm not so sure about the Shapiros of the world. The dual loyalties problem is obvious.
  • FBI agents: "Trump was right"

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    kluursK
    Well, maybe that helps clear the way to the $10 billion dollar settlement for DJT.
  • Taxes are a pain this year…

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    LuFins DadL
    $1200 for the business part, $600 for the family part.
  • The 2028 GOP primary thread

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    89th8
    Pretty much!
  • and speaking of airport nightmares...

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    You know, I was watching the airport footage again. There are a full 8 whole seconds between when the firetruck began to cross the runway (and the truck/s behind it all stopped btw...) before the plane hit it. Yes the truck behind it completely stops (like they should at a stop sign), probably because they saw the plane. As much as they got the clearance to cross, this sure seems like it's 90% the fault of the firetruck driver for crossing without looking first for crossing traffic...the size of an airplane. https://www.reddit.com/r/airport/comments/1s1nhdm/air_canada_lga_crash_footage/
  • Shithole countries

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    @jon-nyc said: I witnessed it in India. Same. I would have thought India would be higher, but 5-10% of 1+Billion people is still a lot.
  • Geek humor

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    https://x.com/terriblemaps/status/2036783457003774072?s=61
  • The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    bachophileB
    https://x.com/tiffanyfong/status/2036545036930916527?s=61
  • Pritzker

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    @Axtremus said: @jon-nyc said: Lost a boat load of weight. I suppose that means he’s running in 28. Proof Evidence that running is good for losing weight. FIFY
  • Funny Pics

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  • Mar-A-Largo's district will soon be represented by a Democrat

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    I did a quick search of her. Surprisingly relatable. Mom of 3, catholic, wife of Army veteran, and leads a local chapter of a mom fitness group, which (with a wife of 3 kids and her finding it hard to find time to fit in fitness) I can say is a great freaking idea... workout with your kids, with other moms, and make friends. Anyway... yeah JWHT, can't blame him.
  • New e-bike restrictions in NJ

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    The lack of enforcement of the bike regulations where I live has been a blessing for me in that. I have a totally illegal E bike for writing the streets and pathways as it is too big with power and I can go almost 40 mph on mine, but it is the most comfortable ride in the world and such a fun thing to ride and it’s on its way to Sardinia where out here the regulations or lack as well but it will just take a few few more kids getting themselves killed on these things for America to tighten up the enforcement. These Chinese manufacturers are getting better and better with her product and mine is probably the best Chinese E bike made for the money and they are called Freesky. I have the Alaska model which separates from the regular models and that it has two batteries to give me longer rides, but the Chinese have built into the controller, passwords of ass sort that open up the controller to allow maximum speed you have to physically punch in a code before you go on your ride so they maintain their legitimacy in America I guess.