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  • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

    @George-K said in So....:

    A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

    Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

    “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

    “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

    “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

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    George K
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    @Ivorythumper said in So....:

    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

    FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      @Ivorythumper said in So....:

      And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

      FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

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      Ivorythumper
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      #699

      @George-K said in So....:

      @Ivorythumper said in So....:

      And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

      FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

      Oh, cut it out!

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        LuFins Dad
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        #700

        Time to nip this in the bud…

        The Brad

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        • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

          @George-K said in So....:

          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

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          jon-nyc
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          #701

          @Ivorythumper said in So....:

          @George-K said in So....:

          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

          You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            @Ivorythumper said in So....:

            @George-K said in So....:

            A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

            Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

            “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

            “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

            “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

            Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

            “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

            And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

            You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

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            Catseye3
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            #702

            @jon-nyc said in So....:

            You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

            Winner of the TNCR Eyeroll Award!
            🙄

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              Catseye3
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              #703

              ‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
              ^

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              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                Catseye3
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                #704

                "I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by Catseye3
                  #705

                  "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • Catseye3C Catseye3

                    "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

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                    George K
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                    @Catseye3 said in So....:

                    "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      #707

                      At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

                      On a related note, I suck at darts.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        #708

                        My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                        They gave me another one free of charge.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                          They gave me another one free of charge.

                          LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          #709

                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                          My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                          They gave me another one free of charge.

                          They didn't give you any friction over it?

                          The Brad

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #710

                            Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              Catseye3
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                              #711

                              Ohm my god, another punfest.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                Ohm my god, another punfest.

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                                George K
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                                #712

                                @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                Ohm my god, another punfest.

                                Yup we have to keep an ion these posts.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  #713

                                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                  Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                                  I guess they decided not to abuse their power.

                                  The Brad

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you’re a saint.

                                    Go to the women’s shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their minds.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      I guess this is almost the definition of a dad joke:

                                      Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother...

                                      Sudden Lee was even faster.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                        Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                          Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

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                                          #717

                                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                          Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                          Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

                                          I overshare.

                                          Please love yourself.

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