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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #694

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #695

      ’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes.

      Always walking around like they rent the place.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #696

        A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

        Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

        “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

        “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

        “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

        Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

        “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG George K

          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

          IvorythumperI Offline
          IvorythumperI Offline
          Ivorythumper
          wrote on last edited by
          #697

          @George-K said in So....:

          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

          George KG jon-nycJ 2 Replies Last reply
          • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

            @George-K said in So....:

            A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

            Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

            “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

            “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

            “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

            Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

            “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

            And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

            George KG Offline
            George KG Offline
            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #698

            @Ivorythumper said in So....:

            And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

            FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

            IvorythumperI 1 Reply Last reply
            • George KG George K

              @Ivorythumper said in So....:

              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

              FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

              IvorythumperI Offline
              IvorythumperI Offline
              Ivorythumper
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              #699

              @George-K said in So....:

              @Ivorythumper said in So....:

              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

              FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

              Oh, cut it out!

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              • LuFins DadL Offline
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                LuFins Dad
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                #700

                Time to nip this in the bud…

                The Brad

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                • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                  @George-K said in So....:

                  A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                  Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                  “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                  “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                  “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                  Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                  “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                  And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                  jon-nycJ Offline
                  jon-nycJ Offline
                  jon-nyc
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                  #701

                  @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                  @George-K said in So....:

                  A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                  Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                  “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                  “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                  “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                  Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                  “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                  And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                  You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                    @George-K said in So....:

                    A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                    Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                    “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                    “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                    “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                    You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #702

                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                    Winner of the TNCR Eyeroll Award!
                    🙄

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • Catseye3C Offline
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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #703

                      ‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
                      ^

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                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      • Catseye3C Offline
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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #704

                        "I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • Catseye3C Offline
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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on last edited by Catseye3
                          #705

                          "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          • Catseye3C Catseye3

                            "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                            George KG Offline
                            George KG Offline
                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #706

                            @Catseye3 said in So....:

                            "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                            alt text

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • jon-nycJ Offline
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #707

                              At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

                              On a related note, I suck at darts.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                jon-nyc
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                                #708

                                My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                                They gave me another one free of charge.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                                  They gave me another one free of charge.

                                  LuFins DadL Offline
                                  LuFins DadL Offline
                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #709

                                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                  My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                                  They gave me another one free of charge.

                                  They didn't give you any friction over it?

                                  The Brad

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                                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #710

                                    Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • Catseye3C Offline
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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #711

                                      Ohm my god, another punfest.

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                        Ohm my god, another punfest.

                                        George KG Offline
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                                        George K
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                                        #712

                                        @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                        Ohm my god, another punfest.

                                        Yup we have to keep an ion these posts.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                                          LuFins DadL Offline
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                                          LuFins Dad
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                                          #713

                                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                          Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                                          I guess they decided not to abuse their power.

                                          The Brad

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