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  • George KG George K

    @Ivorythumper said in So....:

    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

    FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

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    #699

    @George-K said in So....:

    @Ivorythumper said in So....:

    And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

    FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

    Oh, cut it out!

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      LuFins Dad
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      #700

      Time to nip this in the bud…

      The Brad

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      • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

        @George-K said in So....:

        A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

        Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

        “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

        “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

        “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

        Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

        “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

        And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

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        #701

        @Ivorythumper said in So....:

        @George-K said in So....:

        A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

        Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

        “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

        “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

        “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

        Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

        “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

        And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

        You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          @Ivorythumper said in So....:

          @George-K said in So....:

          A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

          Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

          “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

          “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

          “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

          Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

          “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

          You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

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          Catseye3
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          #702

          @jon-nyc said in So....:

          You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

          Winner of the TNCR Eyeroll Award!
          🙄

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            Catseye3
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            #703

            ‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
            ^

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            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              #704

              "I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                Catseye3
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                #705

                "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

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                  George K
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                  @Catseye3 said in So....:

                  "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                  alt text

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    jon-nyc
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                    #707

                    At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

                    On a related note, I suck at darts.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      #708

                      My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                      They gave me another one free of charge.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                        They gave me another one free of charge.

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                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                        My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.

                        They gave me another one free of charge.

                        They didn't give you any friction over it?

                        The Brad

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                          jon-nyc
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                          Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            #711

                            Ohm my god, another punfest.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • Catseye3C Catseye3

                              Ohm my god, another punfest.

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                              George K
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                              #712

                              @Catseye3 said in So....:

                              Ohm my god, another punfest.

                              Yup we have to keep an ion these posts.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

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                                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.

                                I guess they decided not to abuse their power.

                                The Brad

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #714

                                  Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you’re a saint.

                                  Go to the women’s shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their minds.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    I guess this is almost the definition of a dad joke:

                                    Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother...

                                    Sudden Lee was even faster.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #716

                                      Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                      Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                        Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

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                                        #717

                                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                        Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.

                                        Interviewer: “….and a weakness?

                                        I overshare.

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                          George K
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                                          #718

                                          FIRST TEXT MESSAGE:
                                          Hi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

                                          Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.

                                          SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
                                          Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, hey? It'll be the death of us.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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