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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
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    #688

    Can w‌‌e b‌‌an “‌‌Yo M‌‌omma” j‌‌okes?

    T‌‌hey’re o‌‌ld, s‌‌tupid, a‌‌nd h‌‌ave b‌‌een d‌‌one b‌‌y l‌‌iterally e‌‌veryone h‌‌undreds o‌‌f t‌‌imes.

    Just like yo momma.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
      George KG Offline
      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #689

      I really don't watch soccer...

      If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would have taken my friends out to the bar.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #690

        So…. 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • George KG Offline
          George KG Offline
          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #691

          So, yesterday was the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.

          About 280 years after to be precise.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #692

            I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
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              #693

              How many Mexicans does it take to..

              HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nyc
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                #694

                How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

                THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • George KG Offline
                  George KG Offline
                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #695

                  ’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes.

                  Always walking around like they rent the place.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG Offline
                    George KG Offline
                    George K
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                    #696

                    A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                    Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                    “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                    “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                    “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                      Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                      “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                      “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                      “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                      Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                      “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                      IvorythumperI Offline
                      IvorythumperI Offline
                      Ivorythumper
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #697

                      @George-K said in So....:

                      A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                      Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                      “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                      “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                      “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                      Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                      “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                      And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                      George KG jon-nycJ 2 Replies Last reply
                      • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                        @George-K said in So....:

                        A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                        Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                        “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                        “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                        “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                        Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                        “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                        And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                        George KG Offline
                        George KG Offline
                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #698

                        @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                        And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                        FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG George K

                          @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                          FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                          IvorythumperI Offline
                          IvorythumperI Offline
                          Ivorythumper
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                          #699

                          @George-K said in So....:

                          @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                          And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                          FINALLY! A circumcision thread!

                          Oh, cut it out!

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                          • LuFins DadL Offline
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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #700

                            Time to nip this in the bud…

                            The Brad

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                            • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

                              @George-K said in So....:

                              A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                              Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                              “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                              “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                              “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                              Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                              “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #701

                              @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                              @George-K said in So....:

                              A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                              Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                              “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                              “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                              “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                              Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                              “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                              And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                              You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                @Ivorythumper said in So....:

                                @George-K said in So....:

                                A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

                                Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

                                “Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

                                “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

                                “Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”

                                Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

                                “True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”

                                And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….

                                You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                                Catseye3C Offline
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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #702

                                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.

                                Winner of the TNCR Eyeroll Award!
                                🙄

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  Catseye3
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                                  #703

                                  ‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
                                  ^

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                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #704

                                    "I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on last edited by Catseye3
                                      #705

                                      "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                        "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

                                        George KG Offline
                                        George KG Offline
                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #706

                                        @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                        "I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #707

                                          At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

                                          On a related note, I suck at darts.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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