So....
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:33 last edited byA Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:41 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 15:43 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
FINALLY! A circumcision thread!
Oh, cut it out!
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wrote on 18 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
Time to nip this in the bud…
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A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
wrote on 18 Jul 2022, 12:09 last edited by@Ivorythumper said in So....:
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.
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@Ivorythumper said in So....:
A Greek and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Jews who discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Jews who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Jews who got women involved.”
And was the Jews who thought it was a good idea to mangle the pecker and remove the nerve ending which make it pleasurable….
You’re making a mountain out of a mohel.
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wrote on 20 Jul 2022, 23:58 last edited by
‘Doctor, doctor! I have five penises!’ ‘Well, then how do your pants fit?’ ‘Like a glove.’
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wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:45 last edited by
"I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"
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wrote on 29 Jul 2022, 21:23 last edited by Catseye3
"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
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"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
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wrote on 4 Aug 2022, 15:25 last edited by
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2022, 15:38 last edited by
My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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My new sweater was picking up so much static electricity I had to return it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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Shockingly no. I was expecting lots of resistance.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2022, 19:13 last edited by
Ohm my god, another punfest.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2022, 21:44 last edited by
Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you’re a saint.
Go to the women’s shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their minds.
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wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 15:50 last edited by
I guess this is almost the definition of a dad joke:
Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother...
Sudden Lee was even faster.
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wrote on 18 Aug 2022, 10:36 last edited by
Me: One time I farted so long, I thought my butt was going to have to stop to catch its breath.
Interviewer: “….and a weakness?
