So....
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So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.
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So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.
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My new girlfriend was excited when she found out that my friends called me ‘the love machine’.
Then she found out it’s because I suck at tennis.
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Did I ever tell you about the time my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records?
So anyway I got kicked out of the library.
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So I said to my wife, “why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?
She said “because you don’t like it when I call you at work.”
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This woman was running around trying to get dressed for a dinner party, and they were running late. She just couldn't make up her mind what to wear. Her husband waited patiently..,
She came flying through the room and said "I'm so frazzled... I don't know if I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going. Because when you're coming you look like a Down's Syndrome kid trying to whistle....."
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When is it too late to have a baby shower?
Because my mom never had one for me and I need clothes.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.