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  • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

    @Catseye3 said in So....:

    @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

    It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

    Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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    @Ivorythumper I'm happy to take your word for it. I don't even remember it that well.

    Also, I'm horribly uncritical about movies. It takes a very low bar for me to actually dislike a movie, so I'm probably not a great judge.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

      But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

        But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

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        @jon-nyc ...

        alt text

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
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          #552

          My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW-2.

          Still to this day holds the record for the worst mechanic ever in the history of the Luftwaffe.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            jon-nyc
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            #553

            Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

            Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

              Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

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              @jon-nyc said in So....:

              Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

              Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

              This photo captures my reaction to this joke pretty well.
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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
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                #555

                Every time I go to the beach in my bathing suit, I can feel all the women dressing me with their eyes.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Two women were playing golf.

                  One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
                  ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

                  The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

                  'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me.' she told him.

                  'Oh, no, I'll be all right I'll be fine in a few minutes.' the man replied.

                  He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
                  them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

                  She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked 'How does that feel?'

                  He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                    jon-nyc
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                    #557

                    So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.

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                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                      So…. my career as a karate instructor was tragically ended when parents found out I was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children.

                      Link to video

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                        George K
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                        #559

                        Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

                        A tiny part of me says yes.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #560

                          My new girlfriend was excited when she found out that my friends called me ‘the love machine’.

                          Then she found out it’s because I suck at tennis.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            Did I ever tell you about the time my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records?

                            So anyway I got kicked out of the library.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              So I said to my wife, “why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?

                              She said “because you don’t like it when I call you at work.”

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                So I said to my wife, “why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?

                                She said “because you don’t like it when I call you at work.”

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                                George K
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                                @jon-nyc which reminds me of the old joke...

                                Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

                                A: Because they think we care.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  This woman was running around trying to get dressed for a dinner party, and they were running late. She just couldn't make up her mind what to wear. Her husband waited patiently..,

                                  She came flying through the room and said "I'm so frazzled... I don't know if I'm coming or going.."

                                  Her husband says "you must be going. Because when you're coming you look like a Down's Syndrome kid trying to whistle....."

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    When is it too late to have a baby shower?

                                    Because my mom never had one for me and I need clothes.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      Link to video

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                                        Link to video

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                                        George K
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                                        @Copper Steven Wright was great.

                                        Is he still around?

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

                                          @Copper Steven Wright was great.

                                          Is he still around?

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                                          @George-K Is he still around?

                                          Alive apparently, but not working???

                                          Wright quote: "I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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