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    George K
    wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 00:26 last edited by
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    The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 02:39 last edited by
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      I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.

      But she’s digging in her heels.

      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 20:51 last edited by
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        My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

        If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:23 last edited by
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          The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            Catseye3
            wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:33 last edited by
            #538

            Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

            😖

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 09:46 last edited by
              #539

              Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 10:49 last edited by
                #540

                I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

                There are red flags everywhere.

                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  23 Feb 2022, 21:33

                  Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                  😖

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                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 11:46 last edited by
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                  @Catseye3 said in So....:

                  Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                  😖

                  LOL

                  The Brad

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                    20 Feb 2022, 16:07

                    When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                    When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on 24 Feb 2022, 18:52 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                    When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                    When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                    One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                      I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.

                      It’s an oughttobiography.

                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 12:11 last edited by
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                        This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                        • I Ivorythumper
                          24 Feb 2022, 18:52

                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                          When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                          When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                          One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 12:12 last edited by
                          #545

                          @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            25 Feb 2022, 12:11

                            This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

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                            George K
                            wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 12:49 last edited by
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                            @Klaus said in So....:

                            This thread seems to evolve into a "worst dad joke" collection 🙂 .

                            You misspelled "degenerated."

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              25 Feb 2022, 12:12

                              @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

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                              Ivorythumper
                              wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 13:16 last edited by
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                              @Catseye3 said in So....:

                              @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                              It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                              Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 25 Feb 2022, 23:37 last edited by
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                                Today, I got gas for $1.89!

                                Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  25 Feb 2022, 13:16

                                  @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                  @Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.

                                  It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.

                                  Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 26 Feb 2022, 00:12 last edited by
                                  #549

                                  @Ivorythumper I'm happy to take your word for it. I don't even remember it that well.

                                  Also, I'm horribly uncritical about movies. It takes a very low bar for me to actually dislike a movie, so I'm probably not a great judge.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 17:23 last edited by
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                                    Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                    But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      28 Feb 2022, 17:23

                                      Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

                                      But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 18:11 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc ...

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 2 Mar 2022, 17:51 last edited by
                                        #552

                                        My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW-2.

                                        Still to this day holds the record for the worst mechanic ever in the history of the Luftwaffe.

                                        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 2 Mar 2022, 19:19 last edited by
                                          #553

                                          Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.

                                          Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.

                                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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