So....
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I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.
But she’s digging in her heels.
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My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.
If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.
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Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”
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I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.
There are red flags everywhere.
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I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.
It’s an oughttobiography.
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@Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.
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@Ivorythumper It's a worst western if you think of it as a Western. It's really a story that is set in the West -- that's different.
It’s a great story— Glen Campbell, and the pace, and the cinematography ruin it — it’s painful to watch.
Compare it to the 2010 Coen version, which is a masterpiece.
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@Ivorythumper I'm happy to take your word for it. I don't even remember it that well.
Also, I'm horribly uncritical about movies. It takes a very low bar for me to actually dislike a movie, so I'm probably not a great judge.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
But then so was yesterday and look at how you fucked that up.
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My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WW-2.
Still to this day holds the record for the worst mechanic ever in the history of the Luftwaffe.
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Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acids at me.
Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.