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  • J jon-nyc
    9 Aug 2021, 01:54

    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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    George K
    wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 11:15 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

    😑

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
      #328

      Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

      And that we’re out of napkins.

      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        Larry
        wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
        #329

        This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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          Larry
          wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 20:23 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 20:24
          #330

          Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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            10 Aug 2021, 20:23

            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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            brenda
            wrote on 12 Aug 2021, 14:10 last edited by
            #331

            @larry said in So....:

            Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

            Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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              xenon
              wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:08 last edited by
              #332

              What does sex and the military have in common?

              You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

              (Maybe too soon)

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              • X xenon
                17 Aug 2021, 00:08

                What does sex and the military have in common?

                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                (Maybe too soon)

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                George K
                wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:19 last edited by
                #333

                @xenon said in So....:

                What does sex and the military have in common?

                You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                Perfect.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:34 last edited by
                  #334

                  I tried drag racing the other day.

                  It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:35 last edited by
                    #335

                    So...

                    I was captured by a mime...

                    He did unspeakable things to me....

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 17:08 last edited by
                      #336

                      I don’t always roll a joint.

                      But when I do it’s my ankle.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 4 Sept 2021, 08:08 last edited by
                        #337

                        So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

                        How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?

                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 4 Sept 2021, 23:36 last edited by
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                          When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            4 Sept 2021, 23:36

                            When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 4 Sept 2021, 23:40 last edited by
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                            @catseye3 said in So....:

                            When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 01:49 last edited by
                              #340

                              In retrospect, hiding the microchips in the horse dewormer was brilliant.

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                xenon
                                wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 04:36 last edited by
                                #341

                                The women of king Arthur’s court must have been happy….

                                ….they Camelot.

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 9 Sept 2021, 23:48 last edited by
                                  #342

                                  What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

                                  Doyathinkhesaurus.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 9 Sept 2021, 23:50 last edited by
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                                    I went to a zoo the other day.

                                    It only had one animal.

                                    A dog.

                                    It was a shitzu.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 10 Sept 2021, 00:13 last edited by
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                                      So I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?"

                                      I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet."

                                      Everyone laughed . . . well, everyone except this one guy.

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 10 Sept 2021, 13:28 last edited by
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                                        How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                                        Only one: they are very efficient and have no sense of humour.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 11 Sept 2021, 15:23 last edited by
                                          #346

                                          I just turned wine into vomit.

                                          Your move, Jesus.

                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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