Colonoscopy
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wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 08:13 last edited by
I'm looking forward sooooo much to drinking this!
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wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:35 last edited by
Drink heavily or drink moderately?
Do Germans have any jokes about colonoscopy?
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wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:41 last edited by
Is it known as Der Grossenschwarzschlangenverfahren?
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Is it known as Der Grossenschwarzschlangenverfahren?
wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:48 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch
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@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Colonoscopy:
@Wim said in Colonoscopy:
@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch
It's such a beautiful language.
Mozart thought so...
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wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 12:21 last edited by Jolly
Look at the bright side... You'll lose weight!
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wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 23:09 last edited by
When do you get to meet the big black snake?
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 07:48 last edited by Klaus
Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.
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Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.
wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 10:31 last edited by@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:
Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.
It's not exactly fun, but it's not that bad. The worst part for me was not being able to eat all day.
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Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.
wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 11:27 last edited by@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:
From what I hear it's really really awful.
Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!
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@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:
From what I hear it's really really awful.
Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!
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@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:
From what I hear it's really really awful.
Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!
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@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:
@George-K said in Colonoscopy:
a laptop with a charged battery
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You won't have time to run and plug it in if it's not charged up.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 12:57 last edited by Klaus
You mean, preparing for a long session with the laptop on the loo?
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:04 last edited by
Have you heard the phrase "Fitting through the eye of a needle"?
Well, this rhymes with that.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:14 last edited by Axtremus
Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.
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Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.
wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:19 last edited by@Axtremus said in Colonoscopy:
Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.
Yes. Good thought. You should get at least 12 hours.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:23 last edited by
Pro tip: you can rotate across multiple devices.
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G George K referenced this topic on 26 Sept 2024, 15:36
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wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 16:37 last edited by
Required reading before every colonoscopy
https://amp.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html