Colonoscopy

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

It's not exactly fun, but it's not that bad. The worst part for me was not being able to eat all day.

[George K]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

From what I hear it's really really awful.

Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!

[Axtremus]

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, ...

Bidet > toilet paper

[Klaus]

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

a laptop with a charged battery

??

[George K]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

a laptop with a charged battery

??

You won't have time to run and plug it in if it's not charged up.

[Klaus]

You mean, preparing for a long session with the laptop on the loo?

[Doctor Phibes]

Have you heard the phrase "Fitting through the eye of a needle"?

Well, this rhymes with that.

[Axtremus]

Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

[George K]

@Axtremus said in Colonoscopy:

Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

Yes. Good thought. You should get at least 12 hours.

[Axtremus]

Pro tip: you can rotate across multiple devices.

[bachophile]

Required reading before every colonoscopy

https://amp.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

[Copper]

My plan for making the prep easier is reduce intake for a few days before.

Small amount in means small amount out.

[George K]

Just a bump to remind you that on Sunday we would like - how can I put this - blow by blow accounts of how the prep is going.

[Klaus]

Just finished the first round of colon. prep.

I can't wait to see what happens next! I'm setting up a live feed from the restroom.

[Mik]

Oh poo.

[Jolly]

Listen my children and you shall hear,
The famous toot from Klaus' rear...

[Mik]

You mean the kazoo, right?

[Jolly]

He plays the kazoo from there? 🤮

[Mik]

The kazoo out the wazoo.

Look, the guy needs a laugh. Srsly.

[Klaus]

That's really the worst drink I ever had to drink.

Reminds me of the scene in Harry Potter when Dumbledore drinks the Potion of Despair.