Colonoscopy

[Klaus]

I'm looking forward sooooo much to drinking this!

[Axtremus]

Drink heavily or drink moderately?

Do Germans have any jokes about colonoscopy?

[Doctor Phibes]

Is it known as Der Grossenschwarzschlangenverfahren?

[Wim]

@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch

[Doctor Phibes]

@Wim said in Colonoscopy:

@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch

It's such a beautiful language.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Colonoscopy:

@Wim said in Colonoscopy:

@Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch

It's such a beautiful language.

Mozart thought so...

[Jolly]

Look at the bright side... You'll lose weight!

[George K]

When do you get to meet the big black snake?

[Klaus]

Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

It's not exactly fun, but it's not that bad. The worst part for me was not being able to eat all day.

[George K]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

From what I hear it's really really awful.

Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!

[Axtremus]

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, ...

Bidet > toilet paper

[Klaus]

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

a laptop with a charged battery

??

[George K]

@Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

@George-K said in Colonoscopy:

a laptop with a charged battery

??

You won't have time to run and plug it in if it's not charged up.

[Klaus]

You mean, preparing for a long session with the laptop on the loo?

[Doctor Phibes]

Have you heard the phrase "Fitting through the eye of a needle"?

Well, this rhymes with that.

[Axtremus]

Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

[George K]

@Axtremus said in Colonoscopy:

Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

Yes. Good thought. You should get at least 12 hours.

[Axtremus]

Pro tip: you can rotate across multiple devices.

[bachophile]

Required reading before every colonoscopy

https://amp.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html