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    Klaus
    wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 08:13 last edited by
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    I'm looking forward sooooo much to drinking this!

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      Axtremus
      wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:35 last edited by
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      Drink heavily or drink moderately?

      Do Germans have any jokes about colonoscopy?

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        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:41 last edited by
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        Is it known as Der Grossenschwarzschlangenverfahren?

        I was only joking

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          25 Sept 2024, 10:41

          Is it known as Der Grossenschwarzschlangenverfahren?

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          Wim
          wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 10:48 last edited by
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          @Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch 😇

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            25 Sept 2024, 10:48

            @Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch 😇

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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 11:05 last edited by
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            @Wim said in Colonoscopy:

            @Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch 😇

            It's such a beautiful language.

            I was only joking

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            • D Doctor Phibes
              25 Sept 2024, 11:05

              @Wim said in Colonoscopy:

              @Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch 😇

              It's such a beautiful language.

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              George K
              wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 11:30 last edited by
              #6

              @Doctor-Phibes said in Colonoscopy:

              @Wim said in Colonoscopy:

              @Doctor-Phibes Leck mich doch am Arsch 😇

              It's such a beautiful language.

              Mozart thought so...

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Jolly
                wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 12:21 last edited by Jolly
                #7

                Look at the bright side... You'll lose weight! 😄

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  George K
                  wrote on 25 Sept 2024, 23:09 last edited by
                  #8

                  When do you get to meet the big black snake?

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 07:48 last edited by Klaus
                    #9

                    Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

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                    • K Klaus
                      26 Sept 2024, 07:48

                      Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 10:31 last edited by
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                      @Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

                      Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

                      It's not exactly fun, but it's not that bad. The worst part for me was not being able to eat all day.

                      I was only joking

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                      • K Klaus
                        26 Sept 2024, 07:48

                        Monday. I don't worry much about the actual procedure. They'll put me to sleep. It's the prep that's worrying me. From what I hear it's really really awful.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 11:27 last edited by
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                        @Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

                        From what I hear it's really really awful.

                        Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • G George K
                          26 Sept 2024, 11:27

                          @Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

                          From what I hear it's really really awful.

                          Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!

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                          Axtremus
                          wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 12:02 last edited by
                          #12

                          @George-K said in Colonoscopy:

                          Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, ...

                          Bidet > toilet paper

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                          • G George K
                            26 Sept 2024, 11:27

                            @Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

                            From what I hear it's really really awful.

                            Stay close to the toilet. Bring lots and lots of toilet paper, and a laptop with a charged battery. Don't wear anything that you're afraid of soiling. In fact, stay naked. It'll be explosive fun!

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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 12:49 last edited by
                            #13

                            @George-K said in Colonoscopy:

                            a laptop with a charged battery

                            ??

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                              26 Sept 2024, 12:49

                              @George-K said in Colonoscopy:

                              a laptop with a charged battery

                              ??

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                              George K
                              wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 12:56 last edited by
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                              @Klaus said in Colonoscopy:

                              @George-K said in Colonoscopy:

                              a laptop with a charged battery

                              ??

                              You won't have time to run and plug it in if it's not charged up.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Klaus
                                wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 12:57 last edited by Klaus
                                #15

                                You mean, preparing for a long session with the laptop on the loo? 😂

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:04 last edited by
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                                  Have you heard the phrase "Fitting through the eye of a needle"?

                                  Well, this rhymes with that.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    Axtremus
                                    wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:14 last edited by Axtremus
                                    #17

                                    Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

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                                      26 Sept 2024, 13:14

                                      Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:19 last edited by
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                                      @Axtremus said in Colonoscopy:

                                      Apple has made significant strides in battery technology, to the point where I feel contemporary Apple technologies can now meet the stringent demands of modern colonoscopy preparation procedures.

                                      Yes. Good thought. You should get at least 12 hours.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Axtremus
                                        wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 13:23 last edited by
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                                        Pro tip: you can rotate across multiple devices.

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                                          bachophile
                                          wrote on 26 Sept 2024, 16:37 last edited by
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                                          Required reading before every colonoscopy

                                          https://amp.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

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