The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Catseye3]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well, that's a new high.

My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

My devil won, but not by much.

I guess we're just bad people, George.

[George K]

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@George-K

I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

Without a doubt.

It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

[George K]

[Catseye3]

[George K]

At the dating agency

• “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

• “A single Yank?”

• “Well, I’m not that quick!”

[jon-nyc]

Life Hack:

If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If you’re into necrophilia

I'm not.

That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If you’re into necrophilia

I'm not.

That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

That’s cold, man.

[Catseye3]

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

[George K]

@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

Another dead boring joke...

[Mik]

[George K]

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

That's great

[mark]

@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

lol

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

[Mik]

That's bad, even for Jon.

[George K]