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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

        She told me they use names now.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

          She told me they use names now.

          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #601

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

          She told me they use names now.

          alt text

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #602

            What sound do babies make in the microwave?

            I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              What sound do babies make in the microwave?

              I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

              George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #603

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              What sound do babies make in the microwave?

              I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

              Well, that's a new high.

              You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

              I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

              "Never mind..."

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                Well, that's a new high.

                You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                "Never mind..."

                jon-nycJ Offline
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                jon-nyc
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                #604

                @George-K

                I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • George KG George K

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                  I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                  Well, that's a new high.

                  You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                  I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                  "Never mind..."

                  Catseye3C Offline
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                  Catseye3
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                  #605

                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Well, that's a new high.

                  My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

                  My devil won, but not by much.

                  I guess we're just bad people, George.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #606

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      @George-K

                      I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                      MikM Offline
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                      Mik
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                      #607

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @George-K

                      I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                      Without a doubt. 😆

                      It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
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                        #608

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #609

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                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            At the dating agency

                            • “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

                            • “A single Yank?”

                            • “Well, I’m not that quick!”

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              Life Hack:

                              If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                Life Hack:

                                If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                If you’re into necrophilia

                                I'm not.

                                That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • George KG George K

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  If you’re into necrophilia

                                  I'm not.

                                  That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  If you’re into necrophilia

                                  I'm not.

                                  That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

                                  That’s cold, man.

                                  The Brad

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                                    How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                      How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                                      Another dead boring joke...

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • MikM Offline
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                                        Mik
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                                        alt text

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        • George KG Offline
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                                          George K
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                                          (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                                          "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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