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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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      Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

      "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

      "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

      "Exactly."

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
            #597

            "Pull my hair."

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                mark
                wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 07:36 last edited by
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 18:53 last edited by
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                  So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                  She told me they use names now.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • J jon-nyc
                    9 Jul 2022, 18:53

                    So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                    She told me they use names now.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 22:07 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                    She told me they use names now.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 08:47 last edited by
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                      What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                      I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        10 Jul 2022, 08:47

                        What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                        I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:48 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                        I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                        Well, that's a new high.

                        You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                        I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                        "Never mind..."

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • G George K
                          10 Jul 2022, 11:48

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                          I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                          Well, that's a new high.

                          You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                          I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                          "Never mind..."

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by
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                          @George-K

                          I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • G George K
                            10 Jul 2022, 11:48

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                            I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                            Well, that's a new high.

                            You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

                            I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

                            "Never mind..."

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                            Catseye3
                            wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:52 last edited by
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                            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Well, that's a new high.

                            My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

                            My devil won, but not by much.

                            I guess we're just bad people, George.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              George K
                              wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 13:59 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                10 Jul 2022, 11:51

                                @George-K

                                I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 14:19 last edited by Mik 7 Nov 2022, 14:20
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @George-K

                                I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

                                Without a doubt. 😆

                                It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 12 Jul 2022, 11:13 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on 12 Jul 2022, 15:56 last edited by
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                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 12:37 last edited by
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                                      At the dating agency

                                      • “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

                                      • “A single Yank?”

                                      • “Well, I’m not that quick!”

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 20:27 last edited by
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                                        Life Hack:

                                        If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • J jon-nyc
                                          16 Jul 2022, 20:27

                                          Life Hack:

                                          If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 21:02 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          If you’re into necrophilia

                                          I'm not.

                                          That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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