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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #610

    At the dating agency

    • “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

    • “A single Yank?”

    • “Well, I’m not that quick!”

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #611

      Life Hack:

      If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        Life Hack:

        If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

        George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #612

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        If you’re into necrophilia

        I'm not.

        That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG George K

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          If you’re into necrophilia

          I'm not.

          That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

          LuFins DadL Offline
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          LuFins Dad
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          #613

          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          If you’re into necrophilia

          I'm not.

          That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

          That’s cold, man.

          The Brad

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          • Catseye3C Offline
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            Catseye3
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            #614

            How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            • Catseye3C Catseye3

              How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

              George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #615

              @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

              Another dead boring joke...

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • MikM Offline
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                Mik
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                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #617

                  (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                  "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG George K

                    (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                    "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                    Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    #618

                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                    "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                    That's great

                    I was only joking

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                    • MikM Mik

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                      markM Offline
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                      mark
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                      @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      lol

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                          Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                            Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

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                            George K
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                            Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                            OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • MikM Offline
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                              Mik
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                              That's bad, even for Jon. 😆

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • George KG George K

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                                  MikM Offline
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                                  Mik
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                                  @George-K Haaahaahaaahahaa!

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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