Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.7k Posts 29 Posters 138.6k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #608

    IMG_1316.JPG

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

    1 Reply Last reply
    • Catseye3C Offline
      Catseye3C Offline
      Catseye3
      wrote on last edited by
      #609

      2bffe49e-807a-4cbc-ba52-c26d8c6f8398-image.png

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

      1 Reply Last reply
      • George KG Offline
        George KG Offline
        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #610

        At the dating agency

        • “I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”

        • “A single Yank?”

        • “Well, I’m not that quick!”

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

        1 Reply Last reply
        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #611

          Life Hack:

          If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
          George KG 1 Reply Last reply
          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            Life Hack:

            If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.

            George KG Offline
            George KG Offline
            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #612

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            If you’re into necrophilia

            I'm not.

            That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

            LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
            • George KG George K

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              If you’re into necrophilia

              I'm not.

              That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins Dad
              wrote on last edited by
              #613

              @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              If you’re into necrophilia

              I'm not.

              That's because necrophilia is dead boring.

              That’s cold, man.

              The Brad

              1 Reply Last reply
              • Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3C Offline
                Catseye3
                wrote on last edited by
                #614

                How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                  How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                  George KG Offline
                  George KG Offline
                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #615

                  @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

                  Another dead boring joke...

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • MikM Away
                    MikM Away
                    Mik
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #616

                    alt text

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                    markM 1 Reply Last reply
                    • George KG Offline
                      George KG Offline
                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #617

                      (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                      "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                      Doctor PhibesD 1 Reply Last reply
                      • George KG George K

                        (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                        "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                        Doctor PhibesD Offline
                        Doctor PhibesD Offline
                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #618

                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

                        "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

                        That's great

                        I was only joking

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • MikM Mik

                          alt text

                          markM Offline
                          markM Offline
                          mark
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #619

                          @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          alt text

                          lol

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • George KG Offline
                            George KG Offline
                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #620

                            IMG_2181.JPG

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #621

                              He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                              Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                              George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                                Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                                George KG Offline
                                George KG Offline
                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #622

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                                Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                                OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • MikM Away
                                  MikM Away
                                  Mik
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #623

                                  That's bad, even for Jon. 😆

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  • George KG Offline
                                    George KG Offline
                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #624

                                    295476193_3245342239071778_7588090232858711415_n.jpg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                    MikM 1 Reply Last reply
                                    • George KG George K

                                      295476193_3245342239071778_7588090232858711415_n.jpg

                                      MikM Away
                                      MikM Away
                                      Mik
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #625

                                      @George-K Haaahaahaaahahaa!

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • MikM Away
                                        MikM Away
                                        Mik
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #626

                                        alt text

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        • George KG Offline
                                          George KG Offline
                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #627

                                          IMG_1337.JPG

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups