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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    #614

    How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • Catseye3C Catseye3

      How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

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      George K
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      @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.

      Another dead boring joke...

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • George KG Offline
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          (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

          "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

            "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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            Doctor Phibes
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            #618

            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            (At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):

            "Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

            That's great

            I was only joking

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              @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              lol

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              • George KG Offline
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                  Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                    Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.

                    Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?

                    OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • MikM Away
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                      That's bad, even for Jon. 😆

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Mik
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                          @George-K Haaahaahaaahahaa!

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            Mik
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                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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