The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:48 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 11:52 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well, that's a new high.
My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.
My devil won, but not by much.
I guess we're just bad people, George.
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wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 13:59 last edited by
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I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.
wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 14:19 last edited by Mik 7 Nov 2022, 14:20@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.
Without a doubt.
It is true to the spirit of the thread in every way.
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wrote on 12 Jul 2022, 11:13 last edited by
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wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 12:37 last edited by
At the dating agency
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“I’m looking for an unattached American lady who isn’t bothered by premature ejaculation.”
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“A single Yank?”
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“Well, I’m not that quick!”
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wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 20:27 last edited by
Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
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Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
wrote on 16 Jul 2022, 21:02 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
wrote on 17 Jul 2022, 00:11 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
That’s cold, man.
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wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:15 last edited by
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
wrote on 21 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
Another dead boring joke...
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wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 13:38 last edited by
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wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:15 last edited by
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
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(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
wrote on 22 Jul 2022, 14:21 last edited by@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
That's great
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wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 10:57 last edited by
He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
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He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
wrote on 24 Jul 2022, 11:51 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.