The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well, that's a new high.
My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.
My devil won, but not by much.
I guess we're just bad people, George.
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I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.
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Life Hack:
If you’re into necrophilia, get a waterbed. It feels like the corpse is participating.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
If you’re into necrophilia
I'm not.
That's because necrophilia is dead boring.
That’s cold, man.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
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(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
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(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
(At my boss's funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin):
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
That's great
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He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
He caught me sniffing his sister’s panties. It didn’t help that she was still wearing them.
Who knew the funeral of a child could be so awkward?
OK - That's right up there with the baby microwave joke.
