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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • L Larry
    15 Sept 2020, 00:24

    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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    Mik
    wrote on 15 Sept 2020, 02:07 last edited by
    #34

    @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

    😆

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
      #35

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
          #37

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
            #38

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              Rainman
              wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
              #39

              You've convinced me, Jon.
              I want to be like you.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
                #40

                As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
                  #41

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
                    #42

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Larry
                      wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
                      #43

                      Hahahahaha

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
                        #44

                        I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:54 last edited by
                          #45

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            20 Oct 2020, 20:54

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                            George K
                            wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                            #46

                            @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 21:11 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 15:59 last edited by
                                #48

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 16:09 last edited by
                                  #49

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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:25 last edited by
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                                    What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

                                    A family photo

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:53 last edited by
                                      #51

                                      Why can't orphans play baseball....

                                      They don't know where home is...

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 29 Oct 2020, 16:19 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 30 Oct 2020, 14:05 last edited by
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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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