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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 25 Sept 2020, 15:48 last edited by
    #35

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:45 last edited by
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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 2 Oct 2020, 20:46 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 14:45 last edited by
          #38

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Rainman
            wrote on 3 Oct 2020, 21:16 last edited by
            #39

            You've convinced me, Jon.
            I want to be like you.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 9 Oct 2020, 23:18 last edited by
              #40

              As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

              All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 10 Oct 2020, 21:53 last edited by
                #41

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    Larry
                    wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:41 last edited by
                    #43

                    Hahahahaha

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 19:46 last edited by
                      #44

                      I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:54 last edited by
                        #45

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          20 Oct 2020, 20:54

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                          George K
                          wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 20:58 last edited by
                          #46

                          @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 21:11 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 15:59 last edited by
                              #48

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Mik
                                wrote on 25 Oct 2020, 16:09 last edited by
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:25 last edited by
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                                  What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

                                  A family photo

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 27 Oct 2020, 22:53 last edited by
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                                    Why can't orphans play baseball....

                                    They don't know where home is...

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 29 Oct 2020, 16:19 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 30 Oct 2020, 14:05 last edited by
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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 12 Nov 2020, 21:08 last edited by
                                          #54

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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