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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #40

    As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

    All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
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      #41

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        #42

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          #43

          Hahahahaha

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          • LarryL Offline
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            Larry
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            #44

            I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
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              #45

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                George K
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                #46

                @jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #47

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
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                    #48

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • MikM Offline
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                      #49

                      55555

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        George K
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                        #50

                        What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

                        A family photo

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Larry
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                          Why can't orphans play baseball....

                          They don't know where home is...

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #52

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #54

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #55

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #56

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      Mik
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                                      lol

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #58

                                        Donald Trump Jr. finally passed a test all by himself.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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