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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Catseye3
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    #26

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    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      jon-nyc
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      #27

      Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

      One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • MikM Away
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        Mik
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        #28

        😆

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #29

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            #30

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
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              #31

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
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                #32

                If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

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                • CopperC Online
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                  Copper
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                  #33

                  These last few posts are really funny

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                  • LarryL Larry

                    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                    MikM Away
                    MikM Away
                    Mik
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #34

                    @Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

                    😆

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
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                      #35

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #36

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          #37

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nyc
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                            #38

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • RainmanR Offline
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                              #39

                              You've convinced me, Jon.
                              I want to be like you.

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
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                                jon-nyc
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                                #40

                                As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

                                All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #41

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #42

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • LarryL Offline
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                                      Larry
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                                      #43

                                      Hahahahaha

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                                        Larry
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                                        #44

                                        I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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