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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Larry

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If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...
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These last few posts are really funny
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If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...
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@Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Rainman

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You've convinced me, Jon.
I want to be like you.
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jon-nyc

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As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.

All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Larry

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Hahahahaha
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Larry

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I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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George K

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@jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Mik

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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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