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If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...
@Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:
You've convinced me, Jon. I want to be like you.
As soon as I was sent to jail I got thrown over a table and fucked in the arse for almost an hour.
All I kept thinking was Uncle Bryan takes Monopoly far too seriously.
Hahahahaha
I tried to make vegetable soup the other day but the wheel chair wouldn't fit in the pot...
@jon-nyc (cheap) Scotch all over the house.
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo
Why can't orphans play baseball....
They don't know where home is...
