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I Ivorythumper
14 Feb 2022, 02:46
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Mik

wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by

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@ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Perfect.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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J jon-nyc
15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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George K

wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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G George K
17 Feb 2022, 01:37
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Larry

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by

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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bahahshahaha
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by

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Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by

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My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

I can’t complain.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Improviso

wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by

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Hi Friend....
We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
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wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by

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G George K
17 Feb 2022, 14:15
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xenon

wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by

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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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X xenon
18 Feb 2022, 23:48

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.
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George K

wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by

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@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

's OK. We can still be friends.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by

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Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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George K

wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 12:52 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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G George K
19 Feb 2022, 00:31
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Larry

wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 17:30 last edited by

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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well that's because you're a Yankee. We don't have that problem in the south, because we pronounce it "caw" not "cah"..... so down here the L is optional.

You caulkasians crack me up..........
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George K

wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 00:36 last edited by

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 01:46 last edited by

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Hilarious
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Catseye3

wrote on 23 Feb 2022, 21:55 last edited by

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“I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never lure them into my car. No, I’m kidding… I don’t have a licence.”
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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