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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:55 last edited by
    #406

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
    Jack got quite a shock
    And a mouthful of cock
    Because Jill’s real name is Randy

    You were warned.

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    • I Improviso
      13 Feb 2022, 17:51

      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
      #407

      @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

      Rearrange the furniture.

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

      How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

      The Brad

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        Larry
        wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
        #408

        Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

        You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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        • J jon-nyc
          13 Feb 2022, 17:55

          Jack and Jill went up the hill
          So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
          Jack got quite a shock
          And a mouthful of cock
          Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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          Ivorythumper
          wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
          #409

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
            #410

            click to show

            Link to video

            You were warned.

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            • I Ivorythumper
              14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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              Mik
              wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
              #411

              @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              Perfect.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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                Mik
                wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
                #412

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  George K
                  wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
                  #413

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
                    #414

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
                      #415

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • G George K
                        17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
                        #416

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Bahahshahaha

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
                          #417

                          Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                          His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
                            #418

                            My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                            I can’t complain.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
                              #419

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Improviso
                                wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
                                #420

                                Hi Friend....

                                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                  mark
                                  wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
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                                  • G George K
                                    17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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                                    xenon
                                    wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
                                    #422

                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    It took me a while to not see that.

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                                    • X xenon
                                      18 Feb 2022, 23:48

                                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      It took me a while to not see that.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by
                                      #423

                                      @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      It took me a while to not see that.

                                      's OK. We can still be friends.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by
                                        #424

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by
                                          #425

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                                          You were warned.

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