The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
Jack got quite a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Because Jill’s real name is Randy

[LuFins Dad]

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

Rearrange the furniture.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

[Larry]

Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

[Ivorythumper]

[jon-nyc]

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[Mik]

@ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Perfect.

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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[George K]

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[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bahahshahaha

[George K]

Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

[George K]

My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

I can’t complain.

[George K]

[Improviso]

Hi Friend....

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[xenon]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

[George K]

@xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

It took me a while to not see that.

's OK. We can still be friends.

[George K]

[jon-nyc]